We here at Smackdown have a soft spot in our hearts for movies about lonely, alienated mopes. This may or may not have something to do with some of us here in Smackland being lonely, alienated mopes, but in any case, weâ€™re all about the Mopelecore movies, and when theyâ€™re about how the mopes learn to get out of their mopey shells and embrace the wonders of the world around them, even more so. And when they are brought out of their shells by the likes of Scarlett Johansson? Catnip. Heck, when itâ€™s Scarlett, it doesnâ€™t even have to be a mope, necessarily, it could be some shallow, womanizing, porn-addicted guido for all we care. What weâ€™re getting at here: Consider us Team ScarJo.
But back to the mopes and this weekâ€™s Smackdown, in which two Mope-Meets-Jo tales will try to out-sulk each other, and as a special ultra-Smackdown bonus, the writer-directors of each are ex-spouses. Exes fighting each other! Little thing we like to call Ex-Box. (Eh? Eh?)
Anyway… Mopes to your corners! Letâ€™s do this. […]