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Author Archives: Bryce Zabel
Les Miserables (2012) vs. The Fugitive (1993)
Yes, I know, we could have put this operatic soon-to-be blockbuster, Les Miserables, up against any number of period musicals translated to movies, from The King and I to Sound of Music to Moulin Rouge. Or we could have matched it against any of the multitudinous other film adaptations of the Victor Hugo novel or even against the stage musical itself. Someone else with more academic credentials or film school training than we have can dissect those comparisons at another time. (If you can’t wait, there’s always Wikipedia.)
The thing is, as I watched and listened to the sincere musical emoting of the modern Les Miserables at a pre-release screening at the Pacific Design Center theater here in Hollywood, my mind kept trying to focus on the actual story. Namely, the convict Jean Valjean’s flight from the relentless Inspector Javert, who just won’t cut him a break, no matter how many good deeds he’s done or may still do if allowed his freedom. Continue reading
Posted in Action, Drama, Musical, Romance
Tagged Andrew Davis, Andrew Lloyd Webber, David Janssen, Harrison Ford, Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean, Les Mis, Les Miserables, Les Miz, movie musical, one-armed man, Paris, Richard Kimble, Roy Huggins, The Fugitive, Tom Hooper, Tommy Lee Jones, Victor Hugo
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Stalking the Wild Hobbit
I have seen “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” and at the risk of bringing down the wrath of dwarves, elves, orcs and even Gandalf, I have to say that I prefer our own Robert Anglim’s Smashup version, “Wild Hobbits” (below).
“The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” is a brilliantly mounted film that from a production standpoint must have been a terribly complicated thing to accomplish. But it seems to be too much — too many stunts, too much wall-to-wall swelling music, too many hangs from the cliffs, etc. I agree with the Hollywood Reporter’s Todd McCarthy who called the film “a bit of a slog.” Continue reading
Posted in Blockbuster, Bryce Zabel, Fantasy, Franchise
Tagged Bilbo Baggins, fantasy, film, Hobbit, Martin Freeman, mashup, movie, New Line, Peter Jackson, shire, Tolkein, trailer
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Flight (2012) vs. Cast Away (2000)
I’ve tried to warm up to the motion-capture films Robert Zemeckis has been drawn to recently (Polar Express, Beowulf, Mars Needs Moms) and failed, mainly because it feels as if they have not yet sufficiently warmed up to me. But despite his recent, animated Crapfest from the Uncanny Valley, these two live-action, survival dramas – Flight and Cast Away – are among my favorite films.
When it comes to drama about the human condition, they’re both a cut above. And they have something else in common too: Each tries pretty successfully to create the scariest jet crash ever seen on film, at the time it went before the cameras. Continue reading
Posted in Adventure, Awards, Drama
Tagged airline, airplane, alcoholism, Bruce Greenwood, crash, Denzel Washington, deserted, fed-ex, Helen Hunt, investigation, pilot, plane, raft, Robert Zemeckis, Tom Hanks, tropical, William Broyles Jr.
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Tony Scott Remembered @ The Smack: The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009) -vs- Crimson Tide (1995)
The Smackdown People trapped inside the cold steel of big machines. Check. Ticking clocks relentlessly counting down to disaster. Check. Battles of will between A-list actors. Check again. Director Tony Scott must have known he had a good thing in … Continue reading
Posted in Action, Drama, Thriller
Tagged blockbuster, box office, Crimson Tide, death, film, Pelham, remake, review, Tony Scott, violence
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The Dark Knight Rises (2012) -vs- The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
We’ve know it’s coming all year — a super heavyweight championship — and now it’s finally here in the beat-down heat of summer.
Fresh off the super-fan orgy at San Diego Comic-Con, we have the Sony 3D reboot of The Amazing Spider-Man against the third and final installment of Warner Bros.’ The Dark Knight Rises (July 20).
It’s Ali and Frazier. Well, technically, it’s DC and Marvel and Sony and Warner Bros. Oh, and Batman and Spider-Man.
These two awesome franchises — both successful with critics and hugely so at the box office — mean to fight it out in the cool, air-conditioned movie palaces of our globally warmed summer. Continue reading
Posted in Action, Adventure, Blockbuster, Book Adaptation, Crime, Major Star Vehicle, Sci-Fi, SummerSmack
Tagged Andrew Garfield, Anne Hathaway, Christian Bale, Christopher Nolan, Denis Leary, Emma Stone, Gary Oldman, high school, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Kirsten Dunst, Liam Neeson, Marion Cotillard, Marti Sheen, Marvel Comics, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Peter Parker, Rhys Ifans, sequel, Spider, Spider-Man, Stan Lee, Student, superhero, Tobey Maguire, Tom Hardy, villain, Web, Willem Dafoe
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The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) -vs- Spider-Man (2002)
What a difference a decade makes. Why, in that period of time, it’s possible to forget you’ve ever seen a specific movie, almost like it never existed.
Well, no, it’s not like that all, of course. Those of us over the age of thirteen do clearly remember the blockbuster films we saw just ten years ago. The question Columbia Pictures seems to be asking with the release of The Amazing Spider-Man is whether or not it matters. Continue reading
Posted in Action, Adventure, Book Adaptation, Bryce Zabel, Comic Book, Coming of Age, Fantasy, SummerSmack
Tagged Andrew Garfield, Denis Leary, Emma Stone, high school, Kirsten Dunst, Marti Sheen, Marvel Comics, Peter Parker, Rhys Ifans, Spider, Spider-Man, Stan Lee, Student, superhero, Tobey Maguire, Web, Willem Dafoe
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Prometheus (2012) -vs- 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Strange artifacts are left here on Earth beckoning inhabitants to come visit superior beings and/or ancient visitors, requiring a massive undertaking to build and dispatch a mighty state-of-the-art spacecraft on a long, dangerous journey with an A.I. on board to take care of its human crew. Director Stanley Kubrick swung for the fences with this set-up over four decades ago and now it’s Ridley Scott’s turn.
Let’s get one thing out of the way right now — 2001: A Space Odyssey is a true film classic. It deserves its praise, and it deserves to be seen in any good film school program. If you haven’t seen it, you should. Continue reading
Posted in Action, Adventure, Horror, Sci-Fi, SummerSmack
Tagged alien, alien contact, Alien Race, Ape, Charlize Theron, computer, evolution, future, Guy Pearce, Human Versus Alien, Idris Elba, Keir Dullea, Logan Marshall-Green, Michael Fassbender, Monolith, Moon, Noomi Rapace, Ridley Scott, Space Expedition, Space Station, space travel, Space Voyage, Stanley Kubrick, technology
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Dark Skies vs. Dark Skies
Our “Dark Skies” has established itself in the minds of a significant number of science fiction fans as a gripping piece of conspiracy drama set in the world of UFOs and abductions. It anchored NBC’s Saturday night “Thrillogy” concept in the 1996 season premiere and starred Eric Close (“Nashville”) and the late film character actor J.T. Walsh (“Sling Blade”). Its main title design won the Emmy award and its pilot screenplay received a Writers Guild nomination. The Syfy Channel aired the entire series multiple times. Since 2010 there’s been a Facebook page where thousands of fans from many different countries push Sony for a TV revival. Continue reading →